sPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!O!O!O!O!O!OOOOOOOOOOON!
Today i had a craving like no other, it was harsh and burned a hole in my swollen and bloated belly. I scrambled out of bed, instict had taken over. I sniffed the morning air, my mate had left and i was alone to fend for myself. Hurriedly i threw on some tattered rags to clothe myself, and ascended my sub-terranian refuge. I sniffed the air once more when i reached ground level, wispy tendrils of sweentess filled my nostrils and sent me into a frenzy, i needed some meat, and soon! Almost ripping open the swingable handled thing that blocked my rations I realized what i wanted most..
I wanted weener
I wanted it so much i could taste it, imagine its sleek cylindrical exterior sliding into my buns. Once again man-instinct took over and i went after the first weener i could find. Upon finding a suitable weener, i readied it by dipping it into hot wetness, trying to make it less soggy, and more solid. Quite soon it was suitable for eating, and i licked my chops in anticipation. Forsing myself to wait before devouring it, i slid it between my buns, a little bit of white goo leaking out from within and getting on my hand. After that quick prep of the weener, i figured it was ready and took it into my mouth, its sweet hotness filled the full width of my large gaping mouth. As its chewy goodness slid down my throat, the hot droplets that fell into my belly warmed it gay'ly. Man was this hot-dog with mayo and ketchup ever good!
After finishing my hot-dog and satisfying my manly urges, i wondered what it would be like to be the tubular morsel of meat. And that wonder soon turned into insanity. "BY GOD!" i thundered to myself, "I WILL FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A WEENER". And with that i took flight, now descending the steps to my dark hole. I jumped upon my sleeping area, and quickly sprawled out, i held my arms at my sides, and pushed my legs togeather tight. while in my "weener" stat i remained as still as possible, lying there like a stick. I imagined myself boiling and started to shake and bubble (oddly this turned me on). After my boiling was complete, I felt a sense of tension released for my body. I felt myself sliding into a pair of hot buns, being covered in white goop, and eerily red too. Once i was all primed and ready, I picked myself up and ate me. Un-knowignly however, in my semi-consious state i had picked up my arm and bit it! but that comes later hehe. Anyways, I tasted so chewy and sweet, the goo inside dribbled down my own chin, i found my weenery self slipping down a tight hole into somewhere very hot. THEN IT HIT ME! i had fallen into a vat of acid! i was burning alive, my beautiful life would come to an end in the belly of this beast, i screamed with horror as the acid burned the flesh from my delicate body.
With that i awoke and smile, a thin, grizzled smile. Oh yes, hehe, i am glad i am not a weener *cackles with delight!*. Oddly, and im not proud of this *yes i am* it pleased me to know i sent that weener to a painfull death in the pit of my stomach. Thinking about that once again made a dark and brooding smile etch across my face. Although, as quickly as my happiness had come, it fadded, to my horror i looked down at my hand, it was bitten with a large set of wanting teeth, those teeth marks, i recognize those on bobo, those are MY teeh marks!! In my dream-quest of becomming a hot-dog, i had almost savagely devoured myself!. Thats it i said, you guys are gonna get it, as i manouvered to the kitchen.
oh yes, one more weener would die today
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